iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

ohiohicktowngal:

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

Most accurate gif out there

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

ireadintothings:

Some people will never give you a second chance. Some people will decide that you are a person of this or that kind, and if they are uncomfortable with the particular category they decide you belong to, you are out of luck. Some people will even go to the length of creating a special cohort around the idea of you like you’re toxic: ‘the people they don’t talk to’ group. Which is quite a shame, you know, because some people are wrong sometimes about other people.

heyfunniest:

omfg

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

zapbird:

this is important

ariverperson:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

the mayonnaise one omg

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee